Posts Tagged 'cheaters'

Cheating? What Cheating?

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Cheating? What Cheating?

When it comes to races, I’m rather old fashioned. I don’t care about a medal for finishing. Music on the course is of no interest to me. I’m donating the t-shirt no matter how stylish it is, and I couldn’t care less about the expo, post-race party or other peripherals. In fact all I want from a race is a safe, well-marked course, and quick, accurate results free of obvious inaccuracies. You’d think that would be easy enough to find. You’d ...

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The 2014 Naughty List

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The 2014 Naughty List

Before we can get to all our favorites who made the Nice List, let’s take a look at those who’ve earned their way onto the Naughty List. 

10. Whole Foods. I can hear it now. “Whoa, hold on just one second Coach Cane, I came here for your usual angry rants about cheaters, dopers and frauds, but Whole Foods is as pure as the driven snow.” Yes, somehow, a $13 billion company that sells you $4 bottles of water, useless (but expensive) detox and cleanse ...

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Bandit Sues Race Director!

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I wasn’t sure whether to categorize this post under the Cheaters or the Dear A$$hole heading, so I’ll go with both. Apparently being a bandit isn’t bad enough. According to Runner’s World, “Robert Fecteau III is suing the organizers of the 2010 Filthy 5K Mud Run in Richmond, Va., for negligence after he became partially paralyzed in a mud pit near the finish. Fecteau is seeking $30 million even though he wasn’t a registered participant in the event”. ...

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