City Coach Multisport Presents:
Coffee’s for Closers 5k
A tribute to Glengarry Glen Ross
DATE. TIME. LOCATION. TBA
FIRST PRIZE: A Cadillac Eldorado (or $100 cash. Our choice.)
SECOND PRIZE: A set of steak knives
THIRD PRIZE: You’re fired. Just be glad we left the clock on for you after the winner crossed the line.
AGE GROUPS: One
FINISHERS’ MEDALS: You’re kidding, right?
T-SHIRTS: Custom “I LOST” T-Shirts to all non-closers