Why You Should Read the Fine Print

Rule 1.0 in the City Coach handbook states that if you run a race two days after a long run, when your coach has you scheduled for something else, you will be put on double secret probation, and you'll get the McKayla Maroney face from your coach.

Subsection 1.1 states that if the race is a charity event put on by another of your athletes, the fine will be reduced to simple probation.

The obscure, little-known Subsection 1.2 states that if you win said charity race, all is forgiven.

Good job reading the fine print Jeffery Dweck, and congratulations on your victory.